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Survivor With Judy 2 Part XI by LastManSitting, literature

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Survivor With Judy 2 Part XI

Last Time on Survivor With Judy: "Crunchy didn't talk and got voted out. WE NEED TO HURRY THIS UP. Fourteen are left. Who will be voted out tonight?" Before The Goths had even made it back the camp, Durrow activated a strange teenager magnet and the players were all randomly drawn into the food court. "MRS. DURROW!" Ben yelled, trying to be loud enough to stay in the game. "IT'S LIKE NINE O'CLOCK. WE NEED TO SLEEP." "SHUT UP!" Durrow yelled. "We're doing a team switch and stuff." Everyone started murmuring about all sorts of unrelated things. "Are you sure he's not from Latvia?" "Good men a

Survivor With Judy 2 Part X by LastManSitting, literature

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Survivor With Judy 2 Part X

Last Time on Survivor With Judy: "Patté randomly decided to be more of a jerk than usual, so his entire Clique hated him. At our challenge in the cow pasture that confused the players for some stupid reason, a fire managed to save Jolly from being eliminated due to her HORRIBLE tactics for cow roping, winning it for The Goths by a fluke. The Preps wanted to vote Patté out for existing, but they went for Ladyguy instead since he refused to speak to any of them. Fifteen are left. Who will be voted out tonight?" The Preps magically appeared back at camp and went to sleep at the same time, not saying a word because they got ALL th

Survivor With Judy 2 Part IX by LastManSitting, literature

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Survivor With Judy 2 Part IX

Last Time on Survivor With Judy: "Our three-ring teenage circus was thrown into a candy store slash horrifically maddening labyrinth and forced to ingest potentially life-threatening candy to try and shoot golden light out of their fingers. Several candies were eaten. Several people were injured in physically impossible ways. Several people won. Well mostly just Harrison. Oh, yeah. And he was straight for a few minutes there. Weird, huh? Sixteen are left. Who will be voted out tonight?" The Goths returned from Clique Council and didn't really do anything. "If Sniffany just won, why are we still here?" Jolly asked. "Shouldn't we g

Survivor With Judy 2 Part VIII by LastManSitting, literature

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Survivor With Judy 2 Part VIII

Last Time on Survivor With Judy: "The players were put through physical feats of strength that are probably illegal in our army training challenge. In the end, Jerry and Ally were the best at jumping out of helicopters, winning them Invincibility as both Cliques went to Clique Council in the same night. Oh, yeah. Spam and Ching Lee came back, but then they got kicked out. Seventeen are left. Who will be voted out tonight?" The teams returned to camp doing the samba for some reason. They were probably happy, but that's still a stupid celebratory dance. Anyway, they went to sleep and didn't do an

Survivor With Judy 2 Part VII by LastManSitting, literature

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Survivor With Judy 2 Part VII

Last Time on Survivor With Judy: "Ching Lee and Spam are coming back. Ew." The Time Before That on Survivor With Judy: "The players got to try catching random animals released from the pet store. Some were caught, some were not caught, and some were let out of the cage by random meek girls. The Goths lost and both Haley Eighth-Grader and Jolly were on the chopping block, even though Jolly caught like thirty chickens. In the end, the meek chick was voted out and went all psychotic. Seventeen (secretly nineteen) are left. Who will be voted out tonight?" The Goths returned from camp and all put on clean pan

Survivor With Judy 2 Part VI by LastManSitting, literature

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Survivor With Judy 2 Part VI

"Hey, girls!" Durrow yelled. "Welcome to this special episode of Survivor With Judy Season 2!" "Today, we're going to torture the losers from last season that aren't cool enough to make it to this season and offer them a chance to return to the game!" she gestured to Aprils, Spam, Ching Lee, Duke, Brad, Sadie, Adlibby, Tracey, Phil, Chandelier, Ricky, Rachella, and Delilah, sitting on random bleachers. "Where are we, anyway?" Brad asked. "SHUT UP!" Durrow screamed. "YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED." Brad sadly stood up and walked out of the building. "We're in Long John Silvers in Small Boulder, which will somehow be

Survivor With Judy 2 Part V by LastManSitting, literature

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Survivor With Judy 2 Part V

Last Time on Survivor With Judy: "The players were thrilled that no one else was being added to the game. The players were forced to eat inedible gruel and then swim around in it for no real reason. Jolly found the penny during a giant gruel fight, so the Goths won. The Preps decided to vote Oshie out for some reason, so he went home and Ally was victorious yet again. Eighteen are left. Who will be voted out tonight?" The Preps got back to camp and Ally proceeded to beat Patté and Ladyguy with a horseshoe. "You whores thought you could vote for me and get away with it?" she yelled. "Whores

Survivor With Judy 2 Part IV by LastManSitting, literature

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Survivor With Judy 2 Part IV

Last Time on Survivor With Judy: "The nineteen remaining players were surprised again when Kerry was randomly added to the competition as a member of The Goths to make things fair. The teams competed in mattress games, including giants slides, cannons, and sitting downs. Ultimately, The Preps lost due to Miguel not being there to help and as a result he was voted out. Nineteen are STILL left. Who will be voted out tonight?" "Hurray! Now we'll never lose again!" Oshie cheered as The Preps got back to camp. Ladyguy: "To be honest, I'm worried now. With all the people everyone hates gone, what are we gonna do about eliminations?" The

Survivor With Judy 2 Part III by LastManSitting, literature

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Survivor With Judy 2 Part III

Last Time on Survivor With Judy: "The nineteen remaining players were surprised when Harriet was randomly added to the competition as a member of The Preps. The tribes were challenged to race across the mall and avoid a series of obstacles. Along the way, Miguel was trapped and separated from his team and The Preps won after Jolly got her team lost in the vents. Tempest told his team to vote Jerry out, but because everyone hates him, he was voted out instead. Nineteen are still left. Who will be voted out tonight?" "Hurray for Tempest finally being gone!" Shellé celebrated as The Goths got back to cam

Survivor With Judy 2 Part II by LastManSitting, literature

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Survivor With Judy 2 Part II

Last Time on Survivor With Judy: "Tyler, Ally, Jerry, Emmaline, Jolly, and Ben arrived in McCain Mall for their second time playing the best game ever, Survivor with Me, Judy. They met up with thirteen new players and were divided into two teams, The Goths and The Preps. After walking for two days to get to camp and back, they competed in their first challenge, Mother May I? The Goths won and The Preps were sent to Clique Council. Oh yeah, Evaline was there too, but she got voted out. Nineteen are left. Who will be voted out tonight?" "She's gone!" Emmaline yelled as The Preps returned to Abercr

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WTF??? or Where's the Fudge? by SwirlyRockStar, literature

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WTF??? or Where's the Fudge?

Verse 1 WTF!?! To the left, to the left! All the fudge you want in the case to the left! At the Chocolate Shoppe with two p's and an e! Bring all your friends, and you can eat a chocolate tree! GO PATRICK! GO PATRICK! GO PATRICK! GO PATRICK! Verse 2 WTF!?! To the right, to the right! You can't bring your fudge on a trans-atlantic flight! We're in a war DUH! so you better get it right! Get out of our country and get out of my sight! GO PHILIP! GO PHILIP! GO PHILIP! GO PHILIP! Verse 3 WTF!?! To the ground, to the ground! All you have to do is look on down! Get a lot of fudge, you can buy it by the pound! Stuff it in your face,

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It's me, SwirlyRockStar. :D

Current Residence: Vancouver...look it up.
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Favourite style of art: Photography
MP3 player of choice: iPod Nano
Favourite cartoon character: Miles "Tails" Prowler
Personal Quote: "A bird in both hands is worth FOUR in the bush."

Favourite Visual Artist

Leonardo daVinci

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Bon Jovi and Dead or Alive

Favourite Writers

Edgar Allen Poe

Favourite Games

Guitar Hero II

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PS3 and XBox

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LastManSitting

May 27, 2009

(Insert Witty Title)

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Here I be, in my second account! This is really just a filing cabinet for Band With Judy and Survivor With Judy, so don't expect anything else. Also, if you watch me here, I'd really like it if you'd watch my main account, SwirlyRockStar (https://www.deviantart.com/swirlyrockstar), too. I'm not forcing you to do this, but it's where I put my real artwork as of now, so... Anyway, that's all, folks. ;p

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LastManSitting

Nov 14, 2008

Drama Overdose

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Lately, the levels of drama on dAmn have reached an all-time max. For starters, the "n00bs" in chats seem to have a total lack of respect for the members and even the OWNERS of the chat(s).  Too many times have I seen "stfu im no noob" or "f*** u burn in h*** b****" posted by someone brand new to a chat. Also, a lot of people argue over "privs" in chats and the abuse of these privs.  People will abuse their ability to kick or ban.  When confronted, they kick or ban AGAIN on the grounds that they told you to drop it.  This has even happened to me a few times.  These people wind up dragging other people into this fight to defend and lie for t

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LastManSitting

Oct 15, 2008

THE FOUR ELEMENTS

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Here are a few examples of wonderful art featuring the four elements: fire, water, wind, and earth. FIRE :thumb56461729:  :thumb19363622:  :thumb41411954: :thumb7537019:  :thumb28429957:  :thumb64158870: :thumb10695492:  :thumb79175180:  :thumb11363731: :thumb18160535:  :thumb70087738:  :thumb29160706: WATER :thumb8204768:  :thumb33984952:  :thumb30909937: :thumb62895138:  :thumb65363243:  :thumb31384580: :thumb8349644:  :thumb30909937:  :thumb17869289: :thumb1271844: :thumb40520308:  :thumb11363147: WIND :thumb66803483:  :thumb66803483:  :thumb6738116: :thumb65985638:  :thumb22357134:  :thumb14326194: :thumb84833877:  :thumb808